1. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Facebook Profile. :D [Tweet it]
2. Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent. :) [Tweet it]
3. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition. 8) [Tweet it]
4. Sand form the mountains, moments make year. [Tweet it]
6. Life is the art of drawing without a eraser. [Tweet it]
7. People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise. [Tweet it]
8. Self-interest is the strongest incitement to work. [Tweet it]
9. Prevention is better than cure. [Tweet it]
10. Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka. [Tweet it]
11. Gold goes at every gate except heaven's. [Tweet it]
12. It is too late to learn swimming when the vessel sinks. [Tweet it]
13. Life is too shortDon’t waste it reading my watsapp status. :P [Tweet it]
14. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. [Tweet it]
15. Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future. [Tweet it]
16. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me. [Tweet it]
17. Life is full of ups and downs. [Tweet it]
18. Crows are never the white by washing Crows are black everywhere. [Tweet it]
19. Look into your purse before you buy. [Tweet it]
20. Learn to walk before you run. [Tweet it]
21. I have the simplest tastesI am always satisfied with the best. [Tweet it]
22. We repair what your husband fixed. [Tweet it]
23. Never test how deep the water is with both feet. [Tweet it]
24. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. [Tweet it]
25. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!. [Tweet it]
26. Man makes moneyMoney make man mad. [Tweet it]
27. I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect. [Tweet it]
28. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. [Tweet it]
29. A party without cake is just a meeting. [Tweet it]
30. His story is History, My Story is Mystery. [Tweet it]
31. Silent waters run deep. [Tweet it]
32. Business is the salt of life. [Tweet it]
33. Much learning does not teach understanding. [Tweet it]
34. Life is a check word scene. [Tweet it]
35. Many men many minds. [Tweet it]
36. When one door shuts another opens. [Tweet it]
37. Practice makes a man perfect. [Tweet it]
38. A penny saved is a penny earned. [Tweet it]
39. Spare the rod and spoil the child. [Tweet it]
40. It is too late to learn swimming when the vessel sinks. [Tweet it]
41. To shut the stable door after the steed is stolen. [Tweet it]
42. Diamond cuts diamond. [Tweet it]
43. Light come light go. [Tweet it]
44. Between two stools, we come to the ground. [Tweet it]
45. Many hands make light work. [Tweet it]
46. To shut the stable door after the steed is stolen. [Tweet it]
47. Never contend about trifles. [Tweet it]
48. Never meddle with other man's affairs. [Tweet it]
49. Never have too many irons in the fire. [Tweet it]
50. A new broom sweeps clean. [Tweet it]
51. New lords, new laws. [Tweet it]
52. It is too late to learn swimming when the vessel sinks. [Tweet it]
53. To shut the stable door after the steed is stolen. [Tweet it]
54. Ill news travel fast. [Tweet it]
55. No fans against a flail. [Tweet it]
56. No fishing like fishing in the sea. [Tweet it]
57. No man is a hero to his own valet [Tweet it]
58. No and yes often cause great disputes. [Tweet it]
59. To bring nine pence to nothing. [Tweet it]
60. I used to do drugsI still do, but I used to, too. [Tweet it]
61. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence. [Tweet it]
62. Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution. [Tweet it]
63. My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money. [Tweet it]
64. I Love My CountryIt is The Government I’m Afraid Of! [Tweet it]
65. Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. [Tweet it]
66. The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort. [Tweet it]
67. If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts. [Tweet it]
68. I’m a great lover, I’ll bet. [Tweet it]
69. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. [Tweet it]
70. The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math. [Tweet it]
71. Coffee, chocolate, men.some things are just better rich. [Tweet it]
72. This suspense is terribleI hope it will last. [Tweet it]
73. When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say. [Tweet it]
74. Never do anything yourself that others can do for you. [Tweet it]
75. One sows, another reaps. [Tweet it]
76. One man's meat is another's poison. [Tweet it]
77. Many a mickle makes a muckle. [Tweet it]
78. Peny and peny laid up will make many. [Tweet it]
79. Marry in haste and repent at leisure. [Tweet it]
80. Master's eye makes the horse thrive. [Tweet it]
81. When cat is away, mice are at play. [Tweet it]
82. No man can serve two masters. [Tweet it]
83. Servants will not be diligent if the master is negligent. [Tweet it]
84. The wine is of the master but its goodness is of the butler. [Tweet it]
85. Measure thrice but cut once what you buy. [Tweet it]
86. Killing two birds with one stone. [Tweet it]
87. Stop the mouth of a dog with a sop. [Tweet it]
88. A cat always dreams of mice. [Tweet it]
89. All roads lead to Rome. [Tweet it]
90. Mind governs more than hand. [Tweet it]
91. Out of sight, out of mind. [Tweet it]
92. Under my cloak, I will kill the king. [Tweet it]
93. A miser spends money like drops of blood. [Tweet it]
94. Greedy is the godless. [Tweet it]
95. Miseries do not come singly. [Tweet it]
96. A good marksman may miss. [Tweet it]
97. Threatened folks live long. [Tweet it]
98. Positive men are often in error. [Tweet it]
99. To err is human, to forgive divine. [Tweet it]
100. Cocks make free of horses corn. [Tweet it]
101. Riches rule the roost. [Tweet it]
102. Gold is the dust that blinds all eyes. [Tweet it]
103. Money is ace of trumps. [Tweet it]
104. Gold is the sovereign of all sovereigns. [Tweet it]
105. Money makes the mare go. [Tweet it]
106. Money my God, woman my guide. [Tweet it]
107. Riches have wings. [Tweet it]
108. Rich men's spots are covered with money. [Tweet it]
109. Riches begets riches, poverty, poverty, Riches though hard to gain, are still more hard to keep. [Tweet it]
110. Put not your trust in money, put your money in trust. [Tweet it]
111. A bribe in the lap blinds one's eyes. [Tweet it]
112. A leopard does not change its spots. [Tweet it]
113. A string, though burnt, keeps coiled. [Tweet it]
114. Black stones will never turn white. [Tweet it]
115. Every tub smells of the wine. [Tweet it]
116. Standing pools gather filth. [Tweet it]
117. Though you drive nature with a stick, yet she will return. [Tweet it]
118. What is bred in the bone, will not come out of the flesh. [Tweet it]
119. What can you expect from a hog but grunt. [Tweet it]
120. You can't make a silk from a sow's ears. [Tweet it]
121. You can end but you cannot bend. [Tweet it]
122. Nearest to heart comes first out. [Tweet it]
123. Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them. [Tweet it]
124. Life is a roller-coaster inside of a maze. [Tweet it]
125. Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes. [Tweet it]
126. When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way. [Tweet it]
127. There are three sides to an argument your side, my side and the right side. [Tweet it]
128. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight. [Tweet it]
129. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. [Tweet it]
130. I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. [Tweet it]
131. Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop. [Tweet it]
132. Stop worrying about the world ending todayIt’s already tomorrow in Australia. [Tweet it]
133. I never travel without my diaryOne should always have something sensational to read in the train. [Tweet it]
134. Train your mind to see good in everything. [Tweet it]
135. When nothing goes right, go left! [Tweet it]
136. I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. [Tweet it]
137. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives. [Tweet it]
138. Born to express not to impress. [Tweet it]
139. If you’ve never lost your mind, you’ve never followed your heart. [Tweet it]
140. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. [Tweet it]
141. I love my job only when I’m on vacation. [Tweet it]
142. If you like me, then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard. [Tweet it]
143. I am totally available! Please disturb me! [Tweet it]
144. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring itI got my CAPS LOCK ON. [Tweet it]
145. All is fine that is fit. [Tweet it]
146. To each according to his needs. [Tweet it]
147. To make a virtue of necessity. [Tweet it]
148. One commits a crime and another gets the punishment. [Tweet it]
149. One at the threshold of life, the other at the threshold of death. [Tweet it]
150. One is at liberty, to indulge oneself at one's cast. [Tweet it]
151. Point not at another's spots with a foul finger. [Tweet it]
152. Gather your rosebuds, while you may. [Tweet it]
153. Take time by the forlock. [Tweet it]
154. If you can kiss the mistress, never, kiss the maid. [Tweet it]
155. If the tap fits, you may wear it. [Tweet it]
156. Strike the iron when it is hot. [Tweet it]
157. Foxes dig not their own holes. [Tweet it]
158. One's own is faultless. [Tweet it]
159. Paddle your own canoe. [Tweet it]
160. Put your shoulder to the wheel. [Tweet it]
161. Sit in your own place and none will ask you to leave it. [Tweet it]
162. Have nothing but one's labour for one's pain. [Tweet it]
163. He jests at scars that never felt a wound. [Tweet it]
164. Constant dripping wears away stones and little strokes fall great oaks. [Tweet it]
165. Small bits make a meal. [Tweet it]
166. Plough or not plough, you must pay your rent. [Tweet it]
167. He that always complains is never pitied. [Tweet it]
168. Pity is nobler than charity. [Tweet it]
169. Count not your chickens before they are hatched. [Tweet it]
170. Call not a surgeon before you are wounded. [Tweet it]
171. Catch your bear before you sell its skin. [Tweet it]
172. Look before you leap. [Tweet it]
173. Hope for the best but prepare for the worse. [Tweet it]
174. Boy's play is death to the birds. [Tweet it]
175. Play ends into tray. [Tweet it]
176. One who tries to please both, loses goodwill of both. [Tweet it]
177. Short pleasure, long lament. [Tweet it]
178. Policy often effects what force cannot. [Tweet it]
179. Poor cattle are plunged vermin. [Tweet it]
180. Poor indeed is he who thinks he has never enough. [Tweet it]
181. Practice what you preach. [Tweet it]
182. A full-fed horse kicks his own mast. [Tweet it]
183. Every cook praises his own broth. [Tweet it]
184. Every potter praises his own pot. [Tweet it]
185. Everyone thinks his own geese swans. [Tweet it]
186. Everyone thinks his shilling worth thirteen pence. [Tweet it]
187. Ready flattery and rich provisions. [Tweet it]
188. One refusal prevents a hundred reproaches. [Tweet it]
189. Poor and proud. [Tweet it]
190. Pride goes before destruction. [Tweet it]
191. Procrastination is the thief of time. [Tweet it]
192. Low profits secure, a large scale. [Tweet it]
193. Spare no pain to secure a gain. [Tweet it]
194. Standing pillars gain no ground. [Tweet it]
195. One of these days is none of these days. [Tweet it]
196. Promise little and do much. [Tweet it]
197. Proof of the pudding is in the eating. [Tweet it]
198. His prosperity has disappeared but his pride remains. [Tweet it]
199. Prompt in receiving, but poth in paying. [Tweet it]
200. Quick at meat, quick at work. [Tweet it]
201. I may as well expect a cat to read it. [Tweet it]
202. Read not book alone but men. [Tweet it]
203. Can absurdities become realities. [Tweet it]
204. Every sore hath its salve. [Tweet it]
205. We become what we think about. [Tweet it]
206. Whatever you are, be a Good One. [Tweet it]
207. Love the life you live, and live the life you love. [Tweet it]
208. To succeed in life, you need two things:- Ignorance and Confidence. [Tweet it]
209. Happiness is not ready made it comes by our own actions. [Tweet it]
210. Every gap hath its bush. [Tweet it]
211. Every Every why has a where fore. [Tweet it]
212. Reason, like polished steel, must be kept bright by use or it will rust. [Tweet it]
213. Desperate remedies as are necessary for desperate maladies. [Tweet it]
214. it is a hard bargain and a slur on reputaion. [Tweet it]
215. Once a thief always a thief. [Tweet it]
216. As you sow, so shall you reap. [Tweet it]
217. As you make your bed, so you must lie on it. [Tweet it]
218. Every Pleasure has its reaction. [Tweet it]
219. Evolution equals in volution. [Tweet it]
220. Fire wood must at last come to the fire Place [Tweet it]
221. He that blows in the dust fills his own eyes. [Tweet it]
222. Many go out for wood and come home shorn. [Tweet it]
223. Much smoke but no fire. [Tweet it]
224. One who tries to harm others harms himself. [Tweet it]
225. Everything in its right place Might is right. [Tweet it]
226. Put the saddle on the right horse. [Tweet it]
227. Rob peter to pay Paul. [Tweet it]
228. Every rogue is at length out rogued. [Tweet it]
229. Roguery supplants justice. [Tweet it]
230. If you save a rogue from the gallows. [Tweet it]
231. he will rob you the next night. [Tweet it]
232. A rolling stone gathers no moss. [Tweet it]
233. Sad souls are slain in merry company. [Tweet it]
234. Sorrow carried to excess destroys both the mind and body. [Tweet it]
235. When sorrows come, they come not single but in battalions. [Tweet it]
236. Forewarned is fore armed. [Tweet it]
237. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. [Tweet it]
238. The full stomach loathes the honey comb. [Tweet it]
239. A jaundiced eye sees everything yellow. [Tweet it]
240. Command yourself and you will command others. [Tweet it]
241. Self do, Self have. [Tweet it]
242. A roaring thunder seldom bursts. [Tweet it]
243. All are not thieves that dogs bark at. [Tweet it]
244. All that glitters is not gold. [Tweet it]
245. All are not merry that dance lightly. [Tweet it]
246. All that we hear is not true. [Tweet it]
247. Appearances are deceptive. [Tweet it]
248. Clothes do not make a man. [Tweet it]
249. Do not look upon the vessel but upon that which it contains. [Tweet it]
250. Fine feathers make fine birds. [Tweet it]
251. Great show, empty pockets. [Tweet it]
252. He has a cold tooth yet in his old head. [Tweet it]
253. One can exhibit only that which one has. [Tweet it]
254. All might perish for the sake of one Jonah. [Tweet it]
255. Sin and sorrow cannot long be departed. [Tweet it]
256. There is many a slip between the cup and the lip. [Tweet it]
257. Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. [Tweet it]
258. First love is important but last love is very important. [Tweet it]
259. I liked things better when I didn’t understand them. [Tweet it]
260. Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status. [Tweet it]
261. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. [Tweet it]
262. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. [Tweet it]
263. If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try. [Tweet it]
264. In “Success” all depends on the second letter. [Tweet it]
265. To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. [Tweet it]
266. A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. [Tweet it]
267. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said. [Tweet it]
268. She’s so fakeIf you look behind her neck, I bet it says “Made in China”. [Tweet it]
269. I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode. [Tweet it]
270. If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less. [Tweet it]
271. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. [Tweet it]
272. The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. [Tweet it]
273. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not. [Tweet it]
274. Whatever it is I didn’t do it! [Tweet it]
275. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”. [Tweet it]
276. If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing. [Tweet it]
277. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. [Tweet it]
278. Solitude is at times the best society. [Tweet it]
279. He that asks shall have plenty of bread. [Tweet it]
280. I talk of chalk and you of cheese. [Tweet it]
281. One has to speak out to get a thing done. [Tweet it]
282. People swear because their words are worthless. [Tweet it]
283. Soft words are hard arguments. [Tweet it]
284. He that will steal an egg, will also steal an ox. [Tweet it]
285. Only one who is caught in the act of stealing can be labeled a thief. [Tweet it]
286. An open door may tempt a saint. [Tweet it]
287. After Christmas, comes lent. [Tweet it]
288. After storm comes the calm. [Tweet it]
289. I’m not messyI’m organizationally challenged! [Tweet it]
290. He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. [Tweet it]
291. A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. [Tweet it]
292. I’m totally a cheap date; I don’t pay for anything. [Tweet it]
293. It’s not too far, it just seems like it is. [Tweet it]
294. It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. [Tweet it]
295. Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs. [Tweet it]
296. His I.Qis so low you can’t test itYou have to dig for it. [Tweet it]
297. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? [Tweet it]
298. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. [Tweet it]
299. Evil is obvious only in retrospect. [Tweet it]
300. I’d far rather be happy than right. [Tweet it]
301. After death, the doctor. [Tweet it]
302. Every dog has his day. [Tweet it]
303. Every man has his hour. [Tweet it]
304. Every thing has its season. [Tweet it]
305. Life is so boring without you. [Tweet it]
306. Somebody’s boring meI think it’s me. [Tweet it]
307. Life can be boring unless you put some effort into it. [Tweet it]
308. Even a worm will turn. [Tweet it]
309. It is too late to dig a well when the house is on fire. [Tweet it]
310. Time is money. [Tweet it]
311. You can’t find the right person if you are still holding on to the wrong one. [Tweet it]
312. Each new day is another chance to change your life. [Tweet it]
313. Stop worrying about what you have to loose and start focusing on what you have to gain. [Tweet it]
314. Success always hugs you in private but failure always slaps you in the public ! that’s life. [Tweet it]
315. Times change. [Tweet it]
316. Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of others. [Tweet it]
317. Don’t trust too much, don’t hope too much because that “too much” can hurt you so much. [Tweet it]
318. Never depend on others too much, because someday you will have to walk alone. [Tweet it]
319. Remember it’s just a bad day, not a bad life. [Tweet it]
320. Sometimes, people don’t notice the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. [Tweet it]
321. Tomorrow never comes. [Tweet it]
322. If today you will not, tomorrow you must. [Tweet it]
323. Tomorrow will take care of itself. [Tweet it]
324. Do as you like, you cannot curb men's tongues [Tweet it]
325. Let not your tongue cut your throat. [Tweet it]
326. Unchaste language is the sure index of an impure heart. [Tweet it]
327. Bend the twig, bend the tree. [Tweet it]
328. Time flies. [Tweet it]
329. It is easy preaching fast with a full belly. [Tweet it]
330. The more I try, the further I am off [Tweet it]
331. It takes all sorts to make a world. [Tweet it]
332. Used key is always bright. [Tweet it]
333. Vain glory blossoms but never bears. [Tweet it]
334. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. [Tweet it]
335. Be a good person, but don’t try to prove. [Tweet it]
336. When everything comes your wayThen you are on the wrong way. [Tweet it]
337. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. [Tweet it]
338. So far, this is the oldest I’ve been. [Tweet it]
339. Friendship comes when silence between two people is there. [Tweet it]
340. We’re a non-profit companyIt didn’t start out that way but it happened. [Tweet it]
341. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. [Tweet it]
342. WhatsApp is using me! [Tweet it]
343. I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class. [Tweet it]
344. I drink to make other people interesting. [Tweet it]
345. If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories. [Tweet it]
346. The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. [Tweet it]
347. Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report. [Tweet it]
348. Life is a game, let’s make a high score. [Tweet it]
349. Comparison is the thief of joy. [Tweet it]
350. We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. [Tweet it]
351. I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. [Tweet it]
352. A man in love is incomplete until he is marriedThen he’s finished. [Tweet it]
353. It’s better to be looked over, than overlooked. [Tweet it]
354. Age is strictly a case of mind over matterIf you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. [Tweet it]
355. The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read. [Tweet it]
356. Vain compliments are mere equivocation. [Tweet it]
357. A pebble and a diamond are alike to blind man. [Tweet it]
358. Nobody knows the value of a thing unless he loses it. [Tweet it]
359. Eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. [Tweet it]
360. Set not your house on fire to revenge the moon. [Tweet it]
361. Pleasure is precarious and virtue is immortal. [Tweet it]
362. Will without wealth is useless. [Tweet it]
363. Where there is a will, there is a way. [Tweet it]
364. When the will is ready the feet are light. [Tweet it]
365. Slow and steady wins the race. [Tweet it]
366. A nod to a wise, a rod to a fool. [Tweet it]
367. Do more of what makes you happy. [Tweet it]
368. Never mind what I told you, you do as I tell you. [Tweet it]
369. I am not telling you it’s going to be easyI am telling you it’s going to be worth it. [Tweet it]
370. It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better. [Tweet it]
371. Passion is the genesis of genius. [Tweet it]
372. I stayed in a really old hotel last nightThey sent me a wake-up letter. [Tweet it]
373. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn. [Tweet it]
374. If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. [Tweet it]
375. Don’t confuse having a career with having a life. [Tweet it]
376. The road to success is always under construction. [Tweet it]
377. War doesn’t determine who’s rightWar determines who’s left. [Tweet it]
378. Happiness does not buy you money. [Tweet it]
379. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. [Tweet it]
380. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. [Tweet it]
381. A word is enough to the wise. [Tweet it]
382. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. [Tweet it]
383. Ladies doings are as deep as well. [Tweet it]
384. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. [Tweet it]
385. Like a mill horse that goes much but performs no journey. [Tweet it]
386. No sweat, no sweet. [Tweet it]
387. Take the will for the work. [Tweet it]
388. The hand of the diligent make the rich, but the soul of the sluggard has nothing. [Tweet it]
389. Work is worship. [Tweet it]
390. Nobody can evaluate what a man may accomplish. [Tweet it]
391. He is grey before he is good. [Tweet it]
392. Old age is second childhood. [Tweet it]
393. Anxiety is worse than death. [Tweet it]
394. Let sleeping dogs lie. [Tweet it]
395. A bad sheep infects the whole flock. [Tweet it]
396. Often real life is boring and problematicI love the edited version of it. [Tweet it]
397. If there’s not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something. [Tweet it]
398. I’ve been living with myself all of my life, so I know all of meSo when I watch me, all I see is meIt’s boring. [Tweet it]
399. Try and fail but never fail to try. [Tweet it]
400. A bad workman always blames his tools. [Tweet it]
401. Like a dog in the manger. [Tweet it]
402. Three rogues meeting create trouble. [Tweet it]
403. Slander always leaves its slur. [Tweet it]
404. For a mischievous dog, a heavy clog. [Tweet it]
405. Tit for tat. [Tweet it]
406. Beggars can never be bankrupt. [Tweet it]
407. Beggars and borrowers can never be choosers. [Tweet it]
408. Set a beggar on horse-back and he will ride to the devil. [Tweet it]
409. Something is better than nothing. [Tweet it]
410. Better bow than break. [Tweet it]
411. Bare-footed man should not go among thorns. [Tweet it]
412. Those who live in glass-house, should beware of throwing stones at others. [Tweet it]
413. His head is too big for his body. [Tweet it]
414. He puts the blame on the one who points out the misdeed. [Tweet it]
415. See the mountain in your eye before you see the mole in your brother's ey [Tweet it]
416. Great boast, small roast. [Tweet it]
417. Long boasting shares no bread. [Tweet it]
418. A blind man's wife needs no paint. [Tweet it]
419. Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun. [Tweet it]
420. My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity. [Tweet it]
421. Dream as if you’ll live forever, Live as if tomorrow is last one. [Tweet it]
422. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. [Tweet it]
423. I like to take road less travelled, helps me to avoid traffic. [Tweet it]
424. Wow now I’m a graduate,Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains. [Tweet it]
425. I can see you checking my whatsapp status. [Tweet it]
426. Your eyes water when you sawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. [Tweet it]
427. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things.give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. [Tweet it]
428. Second chances are for losers..either we do it in first place or live it for others. [Tweet it]
429. I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind. [Tweet it]
430. fun is like life insurance, The older you get..the more it cost’s. [Tweet it]
431. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude. [Tweet it]
432. We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like. [Tweet it]
433. Tried to loose weight..But it keeps finding me. [Tweet it]
434. I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance..By not having any. [Tweet it]
435. Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite. [Tweet it]
436. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. [Tweet it]
437. Waiting for wi-fi network. [Tweet it]
438. Always remember you are UNIQUE..just like everybody else. [Tweet it]
439. You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer. [Tweet it]
440. Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”. [Tweet it]
441. They say we learn from our mistakes; so I am making as many as possible!!! Soon I will be a genius. 8) [Tweet it]
442. I was not busy to be online.I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge” [Tweet it]
443. Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans. [Tweet it]
444. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it. [Tweet it]
445. I took IQ test..results were negative. [Tweet it]
446. Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance. [Tweet it]
447. If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later. [Tweet it]
448. Your whatsapp status say’s online...If your online then why aren’t you texting me. [Tweet it]
449. I am not questioning your honourI am denying its existence. [Tweet it]
450. Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..” [Tweet it]
451. Study economics when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why. [Tweet it]
452. This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading. [Tweet it]
453. Life is planning a pleasant curve for me. [Tweet it]
454. Dear Maths, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you. [Tweet it]
455. I meditate for 20 min every morning...It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything [Tweet it]
456. Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!! [Tweet it]
457. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented "Cute pic dear"on girls profile picture [Tweet it]
458. A bus station is where a bus stopsA train station is where a train stopsOn my desk, I have a work station. [Tweet it]
459. Life is too shortDont waste it removing pen drive safely. [Tweet it]
460. I wish i could trade my heart for another liver, so that i can drink more and care less. [Tweet it]
461. Intelligence is like underwearIt’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off. [Tweet it]
462. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”. [Tweet it]
463. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life. [Tweet it]
464. A rolling stone gathers no moss, But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow. [Tweet it]
465. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me! [Tweet it]
466. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive. [Tweet it]
467. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’. [Tweet it]
468. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable. [Tweet it]
469. I’m cool but global warming made me hot. [Tweet it]
470. When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst. [Tweet it]
471. Without me its just awwsome. [Tweet it]
472. Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. [Tweet it]
473. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp..and his wife added last seen feature. [Tweet it]
474. I’m poorI can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room. [Tweet it]
475. I like to always carry two sacks aroundThat way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”. [Tweet it]
476. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you. [Tweet it]
477. I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells. [Tweet it]
478. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years..And then we met. [Tweet it]
479. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF! [Tweet it]
480. It’s so simple to be wiseJust think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it. [Tweet it]
481. Dear Devdas..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your GirlfriendNow, you help me to save mine. [Tweet it]
482. Think about it.every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot. [Tweet it]
483. We are all part of the ultimate statistic ten out of ten die. [Tweet it]
484. It is difficult to win over a person who has no fear of death. [Tweet it]
485. Husband can earn but only wits call save. [Tweet it]
486. Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits. [Tweet it]
487. He that goes a borrowing, goes a sorrowing. [Tweet it]
488. Diligence is the mistress of success. [Tweet it]
489. Two heads are better than one. [Tweet it]
490. Pleasant words are the food of love. [Tweet it]
491. Difficulties overcome are fore runners of success. [Tweet it]
492. Today a ring, tomorrow nothing. [Tweet it]
493. Tongue of an idle person is never idle. [Tweet it]
494. Error: status unavailable. [Tweet it]
495. I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody. [Tweet it]
496. Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes.ohh its your Attitude. [Tweet it]
497. Necessity is the mother of invention. [Tweet it]
498. Forbidden fruit is the sweetest. [Tweet it]
499. Tip to avoid car insurance..Join facebook and never leave home. [Tweet it]
500. Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. [Tweet it]
501. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want. [Tweet it]
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