Non Veg Jokes with Photos

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;)

Boy and girl of class to asked their teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry !!!!".

BUY A SCOOTY;
PICK UP A BEAUTY;
DRINK A FROOTY;
TAKE HER TOOOTY;
REMOVE HER NIGHTY;
DO UR DUTY;
AFTER 9 MONTHS :-
“ GET A CUTY ”

Banta sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later Banta sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, your wife very sweet"

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time….
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)

How to impress a Girl:-
Compliment her,
Kiss her, love her,
Tease her, protect her,
Listen to her, support her.
How to impress a Boy:-
Show up naked, bring beer!!

A girl checked her weight - 48 Kg.
Removed Sandal - 46 Kg.
Then purse - 44 Kg.
Then Jacket - 43 Kg.
Then Dupatta- 42 Kg.
Then... coins over…
A boy in queue behind her said - U carry on.. I'll put the coins!!

The most difficult golf course in the world is..
“Women Hole” any style you play..
as many shots you try..
& as much perfection you have..
you can never get your balls in..!!! :D

Amitabh bachan in KBC :-
Last Question for win 1 Crore to Banta…
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Santa: Can i phone a friend? :D

Santa : Meet my wife Sheena;
Banta : Oh! I know her;
Santa : How?
Banta : we were caught sleeping together;
Santa : What the hell?
Banta : during lecture in maths class;
Think +ve Dude:)

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips;
2nd minus clothes;
3rd divide legs;
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point. :D

A husband and his wife are ready to go to sleep;
The husband lies on the bed but the wife lies down on the floor;
Husband asks, ‘Why are you going to sleep on the floor?’
Wife replies, ‘Because I want to feel something hard for a change’ !