New 501 Awesome Collection of Whatsapp Status

501 whatsapp status

1. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Facebook Profile. :D [Tweet it]

2. Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent. :) [Tweet it]

3. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition. 8) [Tweet it]

4. Sand form the mountains, moments make year. [Tweet it]

5. My personality is who I am and my attitude depends on what you are! [Tweet it]

6. Life is the art of drawing without a eraser. [Tweet it]

7. People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise. [Tweet it]

8. Self-interest is the strongest incitement to work. [Tweet it]

9. Prevention is better than cure. [Tweet it]

10. Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka. [Tweet it]

11. Gold goes at every gate except heaven's. [Tweet it]

12. It is too late to learn swimming when the vessel sinks. [Tweet it]

13. Life is too shortDon’t waste it reading my watsapp status. :P [Tweet it]

14. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. [Tweet it]

15. Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future. [Tweet it]

16. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me. [Tweet it]

17. Life is full of ups and downs. [Tweet it]

18. Crows are never the white by washing Crows are black everywhere. [Tweet it]

19. Look into your purse before you buy. [Tweet it]

20. Learn to walk before you run. [Tweet it]

21. I have the simplest tastesI am always satisfied with the best. [Tweet it]

22. We repair what your husband fixed. [Tweet it]

23. Never test how deep the water is with both feet. [Tweet it]

24. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. [Tweet it]

25. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!. [Tweet it]

26. Man makes moneyMoney make man mad. [Tweet it]

27. I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect. [Tweet it]

28. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. [Tweet it]

29. A party without cake is just a meeting. [Tweet it]

30. His story is History, My Story is Mystery. [Tweet it]

31. Silent waters run deep. [Tweet it]

32. Business is the salt of life. [Tweet it]

33. Much learning does not teach understanding. [Tweet it]

34. Life is a check word scene. [Tweet it]

35. Many men many minds. [Tweet it]

36. When one door shuts another opens. [Tweet it]

37. Practice makes a man perfect. [Tweet it]

38. A penny saved is a penny earned. [Tweet it]

39. Spare the rod and spoil the child. [Tweet it]

40. It is too late to learn swimming when the vessel sinks. [Tweet it]

41. To shut the stable door after the steed is stolen. [Tweet it]

42. Diamond cuts diamond. [Tweet it]

43. Light come light go. [Tweet it]

44. Between two stools, we come to the ground. [Tweet it]

45. Many hands make light work. [Tweet it]

46. To shut the stable door after the steed is stolen. [Tweet it]

47. Never contend about trifles. [Tweet it]

48. Never meddle with other man's affairs. [Tweet it]

49. Never have too many irons in the fire. [Tweet it]

50. A new broom sweeps clean. [Tweet it]

51. New lords, new laws. [Tweet it]

52. It is too late to learn swimming when the vessel sinks. [Tweet it]

53. To shut the stable door after the steed is stolen. [Tweet it]

54. Ill news travel fast. [Tweet it]

55. No fans against a flail. [Tweet it]

56. No fishing like fishing in the sea. [Tweet it]

57. No man is a hero to his own valet [Tweet it]

58. No and yes often cause great disputes. [Tweet it]

59. To bring nine pence to nothing. [Tweet it]

60. I used to do drugsI still do, but I used to, too. [Tweet it]

61. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence. [Tweet it]

62. Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution. [Tweet it]

63. My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money. [Tweet it]

64. I Love My CountryIt is The Government I’m Afraid Of! [Tweet it]

65. Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. [Tweet it]

66. The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort. [Tweet it]

67. If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts. [Tweet it]

68. I’m a great lover, I’ll bet. [Tweet it]

69. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. [Tweet it]

70. The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math. [Tweet it]

71. Coffee, chocolate, men.some things are just better rich. [Tweet it]

72. This suspense is terribleI hope it will last. [Tweet it]

73. When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say. [Tweet it]

74. Never do anything yourself that others can do for you. [Tweet it]

75. One sows, another reaps. [Tweet it]

76. One man's meat is another's poison. [Tweet it]

77. Many a mickle makes a muckle. [Tweet it]

78. Peny and peny laid up will make many. [Tweet it]

79. Marry in haste and repent at leisure. [Tweet it]

80. Master's eye makes the horse thrive. [Tweet it]

81. When cat is away, mice are at play. [Tweet it]

82. No man can serve two masters. [Tweet it]

83. Servants will not be diligent if the master is negligent. [Tweet it]

84. The wine is of the master but its goodness is of the butler. [Tweet it]

85. Measure thrice but cut once what you buy. [Tweet it]

86. Killing two birds with one stone. [Tweet it]

87. Stop the mouth of a dog with a sop. [Tweet it]

88. A cat always dreams of mice. [Tweet it]

89. All roads lead to Rome. [Tweet it]

90. Mind governs more than hand. [Tweet it]

91. Out of sight, out of mind. [Tweet it]

92. Under my cloak, I will kill the king. [Tweet it]

93. A miser spends money like drops of blood. [Tweet it]

94. Greedy is the godless. [Tweet it]

95. Miseries do not come singly. [Tweet it]

96. A good marksman may miss. [Tweet it]

97. Threatened folks live long. [Tweet it]

98. Positive men are often in error. [Tweet it]

99. To err is human, to forgive divine. [Tweet it]

100. Cocks make free of horses corn. [Tweet it]

101. Riches rule the roost. [Tweet it]

102. Gold is the dust that blinds all eyes. [Tweet it]

103. Money is ace of trumps. [Tweet it]

104. Gold is the sovereign of all sovereigns. [Tweet it]

105. Money makes the mare go. [Tweet it]

106. Money my God, woman my guide. [Tweet it]

107. Riches have wings. [Tweet it]

108. Rich men's spots are covered with money. [Tweet it]

109. Riches begets riches, poverty, poverty, Riches though hard to gain, are still more hard to keep. [Tweet it]

110. Put not your trust in money, put your money in trust. [Tweet it]

111. A bribe in the lap blinds one's eyes. [Tweet it]

112. A leopard does not change its spots. [Tweet it]

113. A string, though burnt, keeps coiled. [Tweet it]

114. Black stones will never turn white. [Tweet it]

115. Every tub smells of the wine. [Tweet it]

116. Standing pools gather filth. [Tweet it]

117. Though you drive nature with a stick, yet she will return. [Tweet it]

118. What is bred in the bone, will not come out of the flesh. [Tweet it]

119. What can you expect from a hog but grunt. [Tweet it]

120. You can't make a silk from a sow's ears. [Tweet it]

121. You can end but you cannot bend. [Tweet it]

122. Nearest to heart comes first out. [Tweet it]

123. Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them. [Tweet it]

124. Life is a roller-coaster inside of a maze. [Tweet it]

125. Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes. [Tweet it]

126. When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way. [Tweet it]

127. There are three sides to an argument your side, my side and the right side. [Tweet it]

128. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight. [Tweet it]

129. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. [Tweet it]

130. I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. [Tweet it]

131. Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop. [Tweet it]

132. Stop worrying about the world ending todayIt’s already tomorrow in Australia. [Tweet it]

133. I never travel without my diaryOne should always have something sensational to read in the train. [Tweet it]

134. Train your mind to see good in everything. [Tweet it]

135. When nothing goes right, go left! [Tweet it]

136. I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. [Tweet it]

137. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives. [Tweet it]

138. Born to express not to impress. [Tweet it]

139. If you’ve never lost your mind, you’ve never followed your heart. [Tweet it]

140. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. [Tweet it]

141. I love my job only when I’m on vacation. [Tweet it]

142. If you like me, then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard. [Tweet it]

143. I am totally available! Please disturb me! [Tweet it]

144. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring itI got my CAPS LOCK ON. [Tweet it]

145. All is fine that is fit. [Tweet it]

146. To each according to his needs. [Tweet it]

147. To make a virtue of necessity. [Tweet it]

148. One commits a crime and another gets the punishment. [Tweet it]

149. One at the threshold of life, the other at the threshold of death. [Tweet it]

150. One is at liberty, to indulge oneself at one's cast. [Tweet it]

151. Point not at another's spots with a foul finger. [Tweet it]

152. Gather your rosebuds, while you may. [Tweet it]

153. Take time by the forlock. [Tweet it]

154. If you can kiss the mistress, never, kiss the maid. [Tweet it]

155. If the tap fits, you may wear it. [Tweet it]

156. Strike the iron when it is hot. [Tweet it]

157. Foxes dig not their own holes. [Tweet it]

158. One's own is faultless. [Tweet it]

159. Paddle your own canoe. [Tweet it]

160. Put your shoulder to the wheel. [Tweet it]

161. Sit in your own place and none will ask you to leave it. [Tweet it]

162. Have nothing but one's labour for one's pain. [Tweet it]

163. He jests at scars that never felt a wound. [Tweet it]

164. Constant dripping wears away stones and little strokes fall great oaks. [Tweet it]

165. Small bits make a meal. [Tweet it]

166. Plough or not plough, you must pay your rent. [Tweet it]

167. He that always complains is never pitied. [Tweet it]

168. Pity is nobler than charity. [Tweet it]

169. Count not your chickens before they are hatched. [Tweet it]

170. Call not a surgeon before you are wounded. [Tweet it]

171. Catch your bear before you sell its skin. [Tweet it]

172. Look before you leap. [Tweet it]

173. Hope for the best but prepare for the worse. [Tweet it]

174. Boy's play is death to the birds. [Tweet it]

175. Play ends into tray. [Tweet it]

176. One who tries to please both, loses goodwill of both. [Tweet it]

177. Short pleasure, long lament. [Tweet it]

178. Policy often effects what force cannot. [Tweet it]

179. Poor cattle are plunged vermin. [Tweet it]

180. Poor indeed is he who thinks he has never enough. [Tweet it]

181. Practice what you preach. [Tweet it]

182. A full-fed horse kicks his own mast. [Tweet it]

183. Every cook praises his own broth. [Tweet it]

184. Every potter praises his own pot. [Tweet it]

185. Everyone thinks his own geese swans. [Tweet it]

186. Everyone thinks his shilling worth thirteen pence. [Tweet it]

187. Ready flattery and rich provisions. [Tweet it]

188. One refusal prevents a hundred reproaches. [Tweet it]

189. Poor and proud. [Tweet it]

190. Pride goes before destruction. [Tweet it]

191. Procrastination is the thief of time. [Tweet it]

192. Low profits secure, a large scale. [Tweet it]

193. Spare no pain to secure a gain. [Tweet it]

194. Standing pillars gain no ground. [Tweet it]

195. One of these days is none of these days. [Tweet it]

196. Promise little and do much. [Tweet it]

197. Proof of the pudding is in the eating. [Tweet it]

198. His prosperity has disappeared but his pride remains. [Tweet it]

199. Prompt in receiving, but poth in paying. [Tweet it]

200. Quick at meat, quick at work. [Tweet it]

201. I may as well expect a cat to read it. [Tweet it]

202. Read not book alone but men. [Tweet it]

203. Can absurdities become realities. [Tweet it]

204. Every sore hath its salve. [Tweet it]

205. We become what we think about. [Tweet it]

206. Whatever you are, be a Good One. [Tweet it]

207. Love the life you live, and live the life you love. [Tweet it]

208. To succeed in life, you need two things:- Ignorance and Confidence. [Tweet it]

209. Happiness is not ready made it comes by our own actions. [Tweet it]

210. Every gap hath its bush. [Tweet it]

211. Every Every why has a where fore. [Tweet it]

212. Reason, like polished steel, must be kept bright by use or it will rust. [Tweet it]

213. Desperate remedies as are necessary for desperate maladies. [Tweet it]

214. it is a hard bargain and a slur on reputaion. [Tweet it]

215. Once a thief always a thief. [Tweet it]

216. As you sow, so shall you reap. [Tweet it]

217. As you make your bed, so you must lie on it. [Tweet it]

218. Every Pleasure has its reaction. [Tweet it]

219. Evolution equals in volution. [Tweet it]

220. Fire wood must at last come to the fire Place [Tweet it]

221. He that blows in the dust fills his own eyes. [Tweet it]

222. Many go out for wood and come home shorn. [Tweet it]

223. Much smoke but no fire. [Tweet it]

224. One who tries to harm others harms himself. [Tweet it]

225. Everything in its right place Might is right. [Tweet it]

226. Put the saddle on the right horse. [Tweet it]

227. Rob peter to pay Paul. [Tweet it]

228. Every rogue is at length out rogued. [Tweet it]

229. Roguery supplants justice. [Tweet it]

230. If you save a rogue from the gallows. [Tweet it]

231. he will rob you the next night. [Tweet it]

232. A rolling stone gathers no moss. [Tweet it]

233. Sad souls are slain in merry company. [Tweet it]

234. Sorrow carried to excess destroys both the mind and body. [Tweet it]

235. When sorrows come, they come not single but in battalions. [Tweet it]

236. Forewarned is fore armed. [Tweet it]

237. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. [Tweet it]

238. The full stomach loathes the honey comb. [Tweet it]

239. A jaundiced eye sees everything yellow. [Tweet it]

240. Command yourself and you will command others. [Tweet it]

241. Self do, Self have. [Tweet it]

242. A roaring thunder seldom bursts. [Tweet it]

243. All are not thieves that dogs bark at. [Tweet it]

244. All that glitters is not gold. [Tweet it]

245. All are not merry that dance lightly. [Tweet it]

246. All that we hear is not true. [Tweet it]

247. Appearances are deceptive. [Tweet it]

248. Clothes do not make a man. [Tweet it]

249. Do not look upon the vessel but upon that which it contains. [Tweet it]

250. Fine feathers make fine birds. [Tweet it]

251. Great show, empty pockets. [Tweet it]

252. He has a cold tooth yet in his old head. [Tweet it]

253. One can exhibit only that which one has. [Tweet it]

254. All might perish for the sake of one Jonah. [Tweet it]

255. Sin and sorrow cannot long be departed. [Tweet it]

256. There is many a slip between the cup and the lip. [Tweet it]

257. Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. [Tweet it]

258. First love is important but last love is very important. [Tweet it]

259. I liked things better when I didn’t understand them. [Tweet it]

260. Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status. [Tweet it]

261. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. [Tweet it]

262. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. [Tweet it]

263. If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try. [Tweet it]

264. In “Success” all depends on the second letter. [Tweet it]

265. To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. [Tweet it]

266. A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. [Tweet it]

267. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said. [Tweet it]

268. She’s so fakeIf you look behind her neck, I bet it says “Made in China”. [Tweet it]

269. I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode. [Tweet it]

270. If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less. [Tweet it]

271. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. [Tweet it]

272. The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. [Tweet it]

273. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not. [Tweet it]

274. Whatever it is I didn’t do it! [Tweet it]

275. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”. [Tweet it]

276. If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing. [Tweet it]

277. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. [Tweet it]

278. Solitude is at times the best society. [Tweet it]

279. He that asks shall have plenty of bread. [Tweet it]

280. I talk of chalk and you of cheese. [Tweet it]

281. One has to speak out to get a thing done. [Tweet it]

282. People swear because their words are worthless. [Tweet it]

283. Soft words are hard arguments. [Tweet it]

284. He that will steal an egg, will also steal an ox. [Tweet it]

285. Only one who is caught in the act of stealing can be labeled a thief. [Tweet it]

286. An open door may tempt a saint. [Tweet it]

287. After Christmas, comes lent. [Tweet it]

288. After storm comes the calm. [Tweet it]

289. I’m not messyI’m organizationally challenged! [Tweet it]

290. He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. [Tweet it]

291. A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. [Tweet it]

292. I’m totally a cheap date; I don’t pay for anything. [Tweet it]

293. It’s not too far, it just seems like it is. [Tweet it]

294. It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. [Tweet it]

295. Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs. [Tweet it]

296. His I.Qis so low you can’t test itYou have to dig for it. [Tweet it]

297. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? [Tweet it]

298. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. [Tweet it]

299. Evil is obvious only in retrospect. [Tweet it]

300. I’d far rather be happy than right. [Tweet it]

301. After death, the doctor. [Tweet it]

302. Every dog has his day. [Tweet it]

303. Every man has his hour. [Tweet it]

304. Every thing has its season. [Tweet it]

305. Life is so boring without you. [Tweet it]

306. Somebody’s boring meI think it’s me. [Tweet it]

307. Life can be boring unless you put some effort into it. [Tweet it]

308. Even a worm will turn. [Tweet it]

309. It is too late to dig a well when the house is on fire. [Tweet it]

310. Time is money. [Tweet it]

311. You can’t find the right person if you are still holding on to the wrong one. [Tweet it]

312. Each new day is another chance to change your life. [Tweet it]

313. Stop worrying about what you have to loose and start focusing on what you have to gain. [Tweet it]

314. Success always hugs you in private but failure always slaps you in the public ! that’s life. [Tweet it]

315. Times change. [Tweet it]

316. Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of others. [Tweet it]

317. Don’t trust too much, don’t hope too much because that “too much” can hurt you so much. [Tweet it]

318. Never depend on others too much, because someday you will have to walk alone. [Tweet it]

319. Remember it’s just a bad day, not a bad life. [Tweet it]

320. Sometimes, people don’t notice the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. [Tweet it]

321. Tomorrow never comes. [Tweet it]

322. If today you will not, tomorrow you must. [Tweet it]

323. Tomorrow will take care of itself. [Tweet it]

324. Do as you like, you cannot curb men's tongues [Tweet it]

325. Let not your tongue cut your throat. [Tweet it]

326. Unchaste language is the sure index of an impure heart. [Tweet it]

327. Bend the twig, bend the tree. [Tweet it]

328. Time flies. [Tweet it]

329. It is easy preaching fast with a full belly. [Tweet it]

330. The more I try, the further I am off [Tweet it]

331. It takes all sorts to make a world. [Tweet it]

332. Used key is always bright. [Tweet it]

333. Vain glory blossoms but never bears. [Tweet it]

334. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. [Tweet it]

335. Be a good person, but don’t try to prove. [Tweet it]

336. When everything comes your wayThen you are on the wrong way. [Tweet it]

337. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. [Tweet it]

338. So far, this is the oldest I’ve been. [Tweet it]

339. Friendship comes when silence between two people is there. [Tweet it]

340. We’re a non-profit companyIt didn’t start out that way but it happened. [Tweet it]

341. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. [Tweet it]

342. WhatsApp is using me! [Tweet it]

343. I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class. [Tweet it]

344. I drink to make other people interesting. [Tweet it]

345. If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories. [Tweet it]

346. The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. [Tweet it]

347. Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report. [Tweet it]

348. Life is a game, let’s make a high score. [Tweet it]

349. Comparison is the thief of joy. [Tweet it]

350. We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. [Tweet it]

351. I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. [Tweet it]

352. A man in love is incomplete until he is marriedThen he’s finished. [Tweet it]

353. It’s better to be looked over, than overlooked. [Tweet it]

354. Age is strictly a case of mind over matterIf you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. [Tweet it]

355. The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read. [Tweet it]

356. Vain compliments are mere equivocation. [Tweet it]

357. A pebble and a diamond are alike to blind man. [Tweet it]

358. Nobody knows the value of a thing unless he loses it. [Tweet it]

359. Eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. [Tweet it]

360. Set not your house on fire to revenge the moon. [Tweet it]

361. Pleasure is precarious and virtue is immortal. [Tweet it]

362. Will without wealth is useless. [Tweet it]

363. Where there is a will, there is a way. [Tweet it]

364. When the will is ready the feet are light. [Tweet it]

365. Slow and steady wins the race. [Tweet it]

366. A nod to a wise, a rod to a fool. [Tweet it]

367. Do more of what makes you happy. [Tweet it]

368. Never mind what I told you, you do as I tell you. [Tweet it]

369. I am not telling you it’s going to be easyI am telling you it’s going to be worth it. [Tweet it]

370. It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better. [Tweet it]

371. Passion is the genesis of genius. [Tweet it]

372. I stayed in a really old hotel last nightThey sent me a wake-up letter. [Tweet it]

373. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn. [Tweet it]

374. If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. [Tweet it]

375. Don’t confuse having a career with having a life. [Tweet it]

376. The road to success is always under construction. [Tweet it]

377. War doesn’t determine who’s rightWar determines who’s left. [Tweet it]

378. Happiness does not buy you money. [Tweet it]

379. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. [Tweet it]

380. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. [Tweet it]

381. A word is enough to the wise. [Tweet it]

382. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. [Tweet it]

383. Ladies doings are as deep as well. [Tweet it]

384. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. [Tweet it]

385. Like a mill horse that goes much but performs no journey. [Tweet it]

386. No sweat, no sweet. [Tweet it]

387. Take the will for the work. [Tweet it]

388. The hand of the diligent make the rich, but the soul of the sluggard has nothing. [Tweet it]

389. Work is worship. [Tweet it]

390. Nobody can evaluate what a man may accomplish. [Tweet it]

391. He is grey before he is good. [Tweet it]

392. Old age is second childhood. [Tweet it]

393. Anxiety is worse than death. [Tweet it]

394. Let sleeping dogs lie. [Tweet it]

395. A bad sheep infects the whole flock. [Tweet it]

396. Often real life is boring and problematicI love the edited version of it. [Tweet it]

397. If there’s not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something. [Tweet it]

398. I’ve been living with myself all of my life, so I know all of meSo when I watch me, all I see is meIt’s boring. [Tweet it]

399. Try and fail but never fail to try. [Tweet it]

400. A bad workman always blames his tools. [Tweet it]

401. Like a dog in the manger. [Tweet it]

402. Three rogues meeting create trouble. [Tweet it]

403. Slander always leaves its slur. [Tweet it]

404. For a mischievous dog, a heavy clog. [Tweet it]

405. Tit for tat. [Tweet it]

406. Beggars can never be bankrupt. [Tweet it]

407. Beggars and borrowers can never be choosers. [Tweet it]

408. Set a beggar on horse-back and he will ride to the devil. [Tweet it]

409. Something is better than nothing. [Tweet it]

410. Better bow than break. [Tweet it]

411. Bare-footed man should not go among thorns. [Tweet it]

412. Those who live in glass-house, should beware of throwing stones at others. [Tweet it]

413. His head is too big for his body. [Tweet it]

414. He puts the blame on the one who points out the misdeed. [Tweet it]

415. See the mountain in your eye before you see the mole in your brother's ey [Tweet it]

416. Great boast, small roast. [Tweet it]

417. Long boasting shares no bread. [Tweet it]

418. A blind man's wife needs no paint. [Tweet it]

419. Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun. [Tweet it]

420. My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity. [Tweet it]

421. Dream as if you’ll live forever, Live as if tomorrow is last one. [Tweet it]

422. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. [Tweet it]

423. I like to take road less travelled, helps me to avoid traffic. [Tweet it]

424. Wow now I’m a graduate,Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains. [Tweet it]

425. I can see you checking my whatsapp status. [Tweet it]

426. Your eyes water when you sawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. [Tweet it]

427. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things.give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. [Tweet it]

428. Second chances are for losers..either we do it in first place or live it for others. [Tweet it]

429. I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind. [Tweet it]

430. fun is like life insurance, The older you get..the more it cost’s. [Tweet it]

431. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude. [Tweet it]

432. We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like. [Tweet it]

433. Tried to loose weight..But it keeps finding me. [Tweet it]

434. I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance..By not having any. [Tweet it]

435. Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite. [Tweet it]

436. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. [Tweet it]

437. Waiting for wi-fi network. [Tweet it]

438. Always remember you are UNIQUE..just like everybody else. [Tweet it]

439. You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer. [Tweet it]

440. Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”. [Tweet it]

441. They say we learn from our mistakes; so I am making as many as possible!!! Soon I will be a genius. 8) [Tweet it]

442. I was not busy to be online.I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge” [Tweet it]

443. Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans. [Tweet it]

444. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it. [Tweet it]

445. I took IQ test..results were negative. [Tweet it]

446. Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance. [Tweet it]

447. If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later. [Tweet it]

448. Your whatsapp status say’s online...If your online then why aren’t you texting me. [Tweet it]

449. I am not questioning your honourI am denying its existence. [Tweet it]

450. Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..” [Tweet it]

451. Study economics when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why. [Tweet it]

452. This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading. [Tweet it]

453. Life is planning a pleasant curve for me. [Tweet it]

454. Dear Maths, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you. [Tweet it]

455. I meditate for 20 min every morning...It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything [Tweet it]

456. Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!! [Tweet it]

457. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented "Cute pic dear"on girls profile picture [Tweet it]

458. A bus station is where a bus stopsA train station is where a train stopsOn my desk, I have a work station. [Tweet it]

459. Life is too shortDont waste it removing pen drive safely. [Tweet it]

460. I wish i could trade my heart for another liver, so that i can drink more and care less. [Tweet it]

461. Intelligence is like underwearIt’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off. [Tweet it]

462. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”. [Tweet it]

463. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life. [Tweet it]

464. A rolling stone gathers no moss, But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow. [Tweet it]

465. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me! [Tweet it]

466. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive. [Tweet it]

467. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’. [Tweet it]

468. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable. [Tweet it]

469. I’m cool but global warming made me hot. [Tweet it]

470. When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst. [Tweet it]

471. Without me its just awwsome. [Tweet it]

472. Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. [Tweet it]

473. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp..and his wife added last seen feature. [Tweet it]

474. I’m poorI can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room. [Tweet it]

475. I like to always carry two sacks aroundThat way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”. [Tweet it]

476. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you. [Tweet it]

477. I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells. [Tweet it]

478. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years..And then we met. [Tweet it]

479. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF! [Tweet it]

480. It’s so simple to be wiseJust think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it. [Tweet it]

481. Dear Devdas..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your GirlfriendNow, you help me to save mine. [Tweet it]

482. Think about it.every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot. [Tweet it]

483. We are all part of the ultimate statistic ten out of ten die. [Tweet it]

484. It is difficult to win over a person who has no fear of death. [Tweet it]

485. Husband can earn but only wits call save. [Tweet it]

486. Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits. [Tweet it]

487. He that goes a borrowing, goes a sorrowing. [Tweet it]

488. Diligence is the mistress of success. [Tweet it]

489. Two heads are better than one. [Tweet it]

490. Pleasant words are the food of love. [Tweet it]

491. Difficulties overcome are fore runners of success. [Tweet it]

492. Today a ring, tomorrow nothing. [Tweet it]

493. Tongue of an idle person is never idle. [Tweet it]

494. Error: status unavailable. [Tweet it]

495. I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody. [Tweet it]

496. Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes.ohh its your Attitude. [Tweet it]

497. Necessity is the mother of invention. [Tweet it]

498. Forbidden fruit is the sweetest. [Tweet it]

499. Tip to avoid car insurance..Join facebook and never leave home. [Tweet it]

500. Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. [Tweet it]

501. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want. [Tweet it]
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